Introduction: College students fall into two categories, they are Lazy or Busy. Therefore every recipe
here makes one portion and most have no cleanup at all afterwards.
If it takes more than 1 line to describe, it's too complicated for this cookbook.
When I say "bowl" or "plate" I mean one that is very microwave safe. No plastic! * If a starred instruction is left out, your meal may explode
and leave a mess.
**Remember vegetables are never peeled, way way too much effort!
(you may want to wash them, standard)
Times: All times are in minutes
and based on my ancient
microwave, you should probably half all the times or- Buy me a new microwave! I am a college student and would really
appreciate it if you would help me buy a new microwave so I can update
the times! I
guarantee it will be used very well. $1 or $5 suggested donations.
people have seen the 2450 MHz light
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Without further ado- The
Put a pile of rice in a bowl, fill bowl with water, zap for 20 (add
frozen peas after for gourmet rice)
Put a pile of pasta in a bowl, water just up to height of the pile, zap for
10, no straining necessary (for gourmet pasta, add oil and sauce before
Eggs Mix* 2-3 in bowl, zap for 2, stir and zap for 2
more (Warning: bowl will be difficult to clean)
Put on a plate, zap for 22, (my personal favorite)
Put on a plate, zap for 15
Drain can and empty it upside-down on a plate, *cover
with paper towel, zap for 2 (then it tastes fresh!)
Onion** Slice* in half, put on a plate, zap for 15
Put apple in a bowl, *cover with paper towel, zap for 10
Squash (Acorn/ Butternut)
Put on a plate, zap for 20 (add cinnamon for gourmet squash)
Pumpkin (small) Put in a bowl, zap for 25 (add
cinnamon for gourmet pumpkin)
Corn on the Cob
Put on a plate, zap for 8, peel husks
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Put cheese in bread then on a plate, zap for 15 Seconds
Filet of Salmon Put filet in a bowl, pour on vegetable oil, zap for 5-7
(Submitted by: Boris Baran)
Pizza Mix a small pile of flour with some water,
spread on a plate, add sauce and cheese, zap for 5
Compact Disk Put one 1 CD in microwave, zap for 3 seconds or till it sparks, then
throw out CD.